Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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