got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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