what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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