you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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