He disabled his match.com account in front of me
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I woke up under a house in Key West
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