Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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