Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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