It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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