In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
