He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
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