i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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