"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
