why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
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i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
No subtext here. People are naked.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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