first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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