What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
