don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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