I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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