i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
We are two peas in an std pod
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
