Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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