just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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