I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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