Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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