would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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