Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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