I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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