Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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