it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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