dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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