i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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