The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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