i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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