was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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