She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
