You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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