Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
bring money and cleavage
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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