I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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