That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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