im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
