question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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