Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
NoShamevember. You game?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize
