Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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