I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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