Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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