Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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