can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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