Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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