Sponge bath it is.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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