My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Still dying that you shit outside
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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