do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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