i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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