the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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