READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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